TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Derrick Birthday: October 24, 19 *cough* Birthplace: Chicago, IL, USA, North America, Earth, Solar System, Alpha Quadrant, Milky Way Galaxy Current Location: same as my birthplace. (hell if i'm typing all that shit again) Eye Color: Deep Dark Brown Hair Color: Black Height: 6'0 Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty Your Heritage: Filipino The Shoes You Wore Today: Kenneth Cole Reaction Your Weakness: Silver bullets, Wooden Stakes, Gamma Radiation and Females. Your Fears: That I will find death before I truly find life. Your Perfect Pizza: Chicago Style, stuffed w/ sausage, cheese and mushrooms Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Haul my ass back to the gym regularly. Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: AFK when they are actually lurking, just sign off bitches! =p Thoughts First Waking Up: Holy fuck that's some massive wood... Your Best Physical Feature: Hmm, probably the lips... Your Bedtime: Workdays: 12:00 midnight. Weekends: whenever I get my drunk ass home... Your Most Missed Memory: My friendship with Ray my cousin who was like a brother to me and passed away June of 2001. Pepsi or Coke: Neither really. I'll take Red Bull or Sobe No Fear for my caffine fix... MacDonalds or Burger King: Mc D's has killer fries and breakfast but BK got it hands down with the flame-broiled Whopper. Single or Group Dates: I don't know, group dates sounds like a good time until a group of chicks decide to roof an innocent guy like myself and take sexual advantage of my drooling unconsiousness... Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Wait, is there a difference? =p I'll take AriZona Green Tea. Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla, just like my men, er I mean women. I swear I'm not a faggot! Don't question my manhood, bitch! 'Cause I'll take you to Brokeback Mountain and show how much of a man I really am!!! U sure got a purdy mouth... Cappuccino or Coffee: I like my coffee black, just like my espresso, but I'll be happy to cream in yours, er I mean put cream, Oh nevermind you sicko! Do you Smoke: Only when I'm drinking... Do you Swear: Fuck no! Do you Sing: On the road with the windows up or on a random drunken karaoke night. Fuck you Simon you stuck up British fuck, I know I can't sing just like you can't pop a stiffie with out popping a Viagra first! Do you Shower Daily: You are beginning to scare me with these questions. Like yeah, I'm not some dirty European who likes to soak in his own musk. Bitch! Have you Been in Love: Unfortunately yes... Do you want to go to College: Yeah, someday after I graduate with my Master's Degree. You thought I was underage didn't you? You fucking sick pervert... Do you want to get Married: This is like asking a guy who lost one of his nuts, "Would you like to lose your other nut?" Do you belive in yourself: I'm in denial at this moment. Do you get Motion Sickness: Not really. I can rock the boat or the water mattress with the best of 'em. Do you think you are Attractive: How about I take you to the gun show? *flexes left arm* Oh wait, I have an extra gun show ticket for you right here! *flexes right arm* Are you a Health Freak: Actually, I'm probably the opposite of a health freak. Do you get along with your Parents: I haven't thrown them out of the window yet so yeah I'd say so. Do you like Thunderstorms: Although they can be impressive, I wouldn't want to get soaked in the middle of one. Do you play an Instrument: You mean like music? Not really, though I do find myself playing with my instrument a lot... In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: In the past month have you been bitchslapped of asking stupid questions? *SLAP* YES I freaking drank biatch! In the past month have you Smoked: I'll have to plead yes to that. In the past month have you been on Drugs: What are you a fucking narc? In the past month have you gone on a Date: Does waking up naked next to a girl with a mad hangover and not knowing what happend the night before count as a date? If no, then no... In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I may have visited one once or twice... In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but I could have easily done so. In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Literally, yes. Metaphorically, no... In the past month have you been on Stage: In the "life's a stage" way, yes. In an actual performance, no. In the past month have you been Dumped: You would actually have to be in a relationship first so I'd have to say no. In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Look, whatever happens in Vegas... In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No, your momma gave it to me willingly. Ever been Drunk: I plead the 5th... Ever been called a Tease: I've never been called a tease, per se. But oh, do I like to tease... ;) Ever been Beaten up: Not since I've hit my growth spurt at puberty. Ever Shoplifted: I only shoplift the pootie. When no one is looking of course... How do you want to Die: With my eyes open. What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I dunno, a fireman or an astronaut or one of those pimps with the big fur coats... What country would you most like to Visit: My homeland the Philippines... In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: Blue, Green, Hazel, Gray, Honey and Brown... Favourite Hair Color: Blondes, Reds, Auburns though there are a few chicks that can really pull off Brunette/Black hair... Short or Long Hair: Usually the longer the better. Only a handful of chicks can rock the short styles. Height: As long as she's not taller than me in her highest fuck-me heels I'm cool... Weight: anywhere from thin to vuluptuous... Best Clothing Style: slutwear, it's the new pink... Number of Drugs I have taken: Officer, I swear those drugs aren't mine!!! Number of CDs I own: Not too many nowadays thanx to napster, morpheus, kazaa, limewire, etc. Number of Piercings: ear and tongue. i plan on getting more in various spots though. Number of Tattoos: someday soon... Number of things in my Past I Regret: There are a handful, but as a general rule, I try not to dwell on the past... CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
I guess I should say a little bit about myself here. Despite my lack of sex (or perhaps because of it) I consider myself a very sexual person, and I think about it so much and it has a way manifesting itself in infinite ways through my actions. I've gotten some heat from it on at least one of my reviews and since then I've tried expressing other aspects of my being through the wrtitng of my diary. Nonetheless, my sexuality has not and probably will never go away. All I can do is momentarily set it aside and focus on other things, but the fact is that it is still there. I am volcano under a calm sea seething and waiting for the moment when I can finally erupt and release the flames of my passion and I find the rest of my life just waiting for those moments to happen. Anyway, if you want to know more, you can of course look at other sections of my bio like my ethnicity , 100 things , philosophy and my liquid-mojo sections as they delve deeper into my being. Thanks for reading about me.
