It has come to my attention through the food section of one of forums I frequent that there is a tantilizing dessert called the "wet nut sundae". Now I personally have never seen this dessert on any menu, trust me I would have remembered such a colorful name and I would probably be on the floor of said restaurant laughing my dry nuts off. I have however been reassured that such dessert actually exists and that it is actually quite a tasty treat.

So my question is, why have a wet nut sundae when you can have Derrick's own brand of wet nuts[TM] every damn day? Just close your eyes and imagine it, a mouthful of derrick's wet nuts [TM] straight out of the shower and as always calorie-free. If you think about it, this is the best idea since Lord Earl Gray invented Teabagging [TM] back in ninteen-hundred-whatever... I'm surprised people aren't racing over to my place and beating down my door just to get a taste of this treat. I think I need to hit the shower, according to the law of supply and demand, it's probably a good idea. ;)