Nothing terribly new to report here, basically the same ol'. I know I'm not supposed to talk about sex, because "sex is bad" and all, but damn I am so fucking horny! Do you fucking hear me? I'm HORNY!!! *runs through the streets of Chicago naked* Seriously dude, what the fuck am I supposed to do?

Like this one time when I was riding the train, some a fine ass hottie bumps into me and apologizes and I smile and say it's ok. That would have been cool right there, but then smiles back at me and the whole fucking train ride we keep exchanging glances. It was like we were trying NOT to look at each other but obviously failing miserably. Then she departs on the next train stop. I'm like WTF? I can't handle that! Why can't we just hook up for some primal sex? You want me I want you, let's just cut the fucking pretense and get horizontal! Damn I hate it when I miss out on chemistry like that... =/

Nor can I handle all the fine ass that seems to be in abundance out in the summer weather. I think I'm going to need a neck brace from all the whiplashing my neck has been doing lately. I need to focus, get my act together, get some of these females into my life. I think I'm going to exlpode or something. Damn! Can anyone suggest a cure for horniness? Cold showers don't work, spanking the monkey 3 times a day doesn't work, booze makes me even more crazy horny. I'm at the end of my wits here... Ugh!