So I did my ritual 8 week bloodletting ceremony (I made my regular blood donation at Lifesource) and I was thinking, that's a really good way to die. In more ways than one even. It would be a mostly painless death because when you lose enough blood the lack of oxygen to the brain will cause unconsiousness and eventually death, while all that precious blood will be going to who wants and needs it more. I'm all about killing two birds with one stone, so to speak.

Hell, I would donate all of my internal organs, there's always someone in need of a kidney or a liver, even my broken heart would fare better beating in someone else's chest. Fuck, I'd even donate my favorite exterenal organ, my penis. I'm sure the recipient would put it to much better use than I have. I'm getting fucking tired of this life.

Maybe I can shoot a few loads into some cups and give sperm donation a spin too, I mean I have plenty to spare, not that the world needs 10,000 mini-me's running around, but still it's one truly effective way for spreading my seed. I'll visit the local sperm bank, pass thier stupid IQ tests and I'll bite my tongue when I think an inkblot looks like a vulva, I'll say it looks like an orchid instead. I can show off some of my artisitc skills, write some beautiful words, Oh yes, I'll make them want my sperm, I'll make them beg for my sperm and make them call me daddy, yes! YES!!! *ahem*

Anyway, got to go now, going out and getting blitzed. Now that's the best plan I've made all entry. Spank you for visiting, come again now...