Bless me for *gasp* I have had impure thoughts... I mean really, woah! Wait a second... *regains composure* 

OK if you are a female and you aren't married or part of my immediate family, please take a few steps back because I could possibly be having impure thoughts about you right this moment. I mean really it's ridiculous, ludicrous actually. The thoughts just kick in automatically and I don't stop thinking about it unless I make conscious and concentrated effort to cease the aforementioned thoughts. 

Really not too many females are safe from this line of thinking. I'm talking platonic friends, women in relationships, women that are much older than me, girls that are younger that me (and hopefully legal). I mean damn! If you are female and you are reading this now, I have to confess that I probably thought about having sex with you, more than once.  

I always try to draw the line at married women, but sometimes that falls into the "gray area". There are women who are engaged to be married (you know who you are) ;) There are women who are in a marriage but are unhappy and wondering "what if I were single"? These women aren't helping me at all, not that I'm here to ruin families, but the thoughts, always the impure thoughts... OMG!

While all my sexual energies are being dispersed into the four winds, I can't help but wonder how much of myself I am losing in this process and how if I can only focus this energy one worthy female that maybe, just maybe I can start moving forward in life. Where the hell is this woman and why isn't she in my bedroom... ;)