There's a bit of an "unholy war" going on between me and JC of the-assholes review site. Admittedly, I was the one who dropped the first bomb. I know what you are thinking, I'm fucking crazy for provoking these self-proclaimed assholes. Maybe I am a little crazy. I've definitely been hard on myself lately and no not necessarily in the good way. =p It started out innocently enough, I was on the lookout for the next site I can request a review in but somewhere in the back of my mind I supposed I've subconsciously been on the search for someone or some place worthy of my aggression. 

Then I stumbled upon the-assholes review site which was the type of site that totally rips on and insults the diaries they review and the people who write them. People who don't want their diaries or even themselves to be ripped on and/or insulted should simply not request a review for this type of site unless you are a complete masochist or you are so confident in your diary that you can make even the most pedantic, puerile and assholishly nitpicky diary reviewer's jaw drop. Ok, so I admit there is a bit of an egotist in me that want to make some of these bitchy reviewer's jaw drop in awe of my greatness. Call it my tragic flaw...

But I'm digressing from my point. At the time I stumbled upon he site, they were on hiatus. They haven't accepted new requests in over a month which is understandable as issues in real life tend to get in the way of things. Technically they still are in hiatus since they still aren't accepting new requests, despite the fact that they have updated several to times to make an "idiots" page just for me and whomever else chooses to cross them, to defend their hiatus status by telling people to "go away" and to release their own little "unsanctioned" review of my diary in an attempt to humiliate me in the same way I so foully pimp smacked them in their own guestbook. See entry 176 (if they haven't already deleted it). I think the original message explains it best so here's an excerpt of it along with a couple of the previous ones:

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entry 176
name: derrick 
email: 
url: http://liquid-mojo.diaryland.com
message: 
This is NOT a request. When you bitches finally get your act together put up a fucking announcement or something. Better yet, sign my fucking guestbook send fucking note so I don't have to waste any of my time checking back with you fucking assholes. Maybe you should unlink your guestbook too, don't act like there aren't dumbasses out there who are still moronic enough to still make requests. I'll link your punk ass bitch site when you get your shit straight and start accepting requests again like a REAL review site instead of reeling like a damn whiny bitch because you can't handle your own shit. Suck my fucking cock and PLEASE don't make me come back here to bitch slap you. Although the experience may prove satisfying, I really don't want to waste the energy...
date: 12:18 am - Saturday,August 16, 2003 


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entry 175
name: JC 
email: 
url: http://joeydafool.diaryland.com
message: 
OK kids, here's the dillio: Anyone from now on who is idiotic enough to request a review when we have clearly told you fucking morons a million times that we are not accetpting requests, will blacklisted throughout the whole of Diaryland. You will be shunned, ridiculed, hated, mocked, ignored and will have food thrown at you. It is nothing less than you and your shocking ignorance to a simple instruction deserve. ***DO NOT REQUEST A REVIEW YOU MOTHERFUCKING IGNORANT BASTARDS***
date: 5:56 am - Wednesday,July 30, 2003 


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entry 174
name: Michelle 
email: 
url: http://burning-angel.diary-x.com
message: 
I wonder what's so hard about DO NOT REQUEST.
date: 1:14 am - Wednesday,July 30, 2003

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And the banter goes on and on from there between our guestbooks. You should give them a read, they really are quite entertaining. As for that review, like I do all reviews, I will have a rebuttal prepared whenever as soon as I get the chance to. Oh yes it will be a lovely one too. ;)