I believe you are here for a reason.


This reason goes beyond random chance.


I believe it is your fate to be here,


I believe it is your destiny...


If this is your very first time visiting my diary,


and you do not know me either directly


or through some other acquaintance,


Then that reason is most likely


because I sold out to the man...


a.k.a. Andrew the owner of Diaryland


and purchased a SuperGold Membership


for 30 silver pieces, ($54.99-US)


plus some beef jerky,


Thereby allowing me to pimp my diary


through a series of Diaryland banner ads...


Have you seen this?





If you find yourself here for the very first time,


perhaps you clicked on that very banner.


Perhaps you chose to come here of your own free will...


Perhaps you do not know how...


or you do not know why...


You do not need to know.


All you need to know is this.


The Mojo does indeed have you...


[End Transmission]