Holy fuck! The last few guestbooks I tried to sign I typed in my password instead of my URL. *slaps forehead* Luckily I didn't jump the gun and click "Submit". Still that's pretty fucked of me. So yeah if I sign your guestbook and you see something that looks like a password instead of a URL, please be kind and delete it and not do mean stuff to me like fuck with my layout so that it shows pictures of monkeys having sex or some other weird crap like that. *sigh*

Anyway, the workouts have been screwing with my energy level. I just picked up on that last week and my body is still trying to adjust to my latest routine. I wish my body would just get the point and start grabbing calories from my beer gut instead of being such a punk ass bitch.

My nights have been, how do I put it lightly... they have been restless. I mean I'm fucking tired and I want to go to sleep but then I'm fucking horny at the same time, so I click on the cable box and watch some TEN. For those who don't know about TEN it's kind of like the Spice Channel or the Playboy Channel. My cable carrier RCN has 2 TEN channels and the Playboy Channel, and I have an *ahem* "special" box that allows me to see these various channels. The Playboy channel simply is unwatchable because the carrier signal gets randomly scrambled so I'm stuck with the two TEN network channels for my porn fix.

So yeah, cable network porn is OK, I mean they show all the parts, they show oral, they show penetration so it's a step above soft-core porn, but it's not hard core all the way. There's no anal, which means no DP scenes and worst of all they don't show the cum shot. I'm like WTF? Where's the fucking money shot? It's like what's the point? The guy is getting jacked off to the girl's face then it like fades to black... un-fucking-believable. I'm glad I didn't fucking pay for this "premium" channel. Oh and get this, both networks run 20 to 30 minute "commercial" segments, pushing penis pumps, viagra-like herbal supplements, penis "enlarging" pills and my personal fave "the love sleeve", a rubber sleeve designed to aid in jerking off. I have not purchased any of these products because their commercials interfere with my porn viewage.

Not only that, but sometimes I have to wait a long time until they run a clip that visually pleasing enough to get me off. Yes, I'm a guy and I need to be visually stimulated. It also helps if the girl is a moaner or better yet a screamer. I'd rather hear a girl moan and scream than that whacked porno music. I mean what the fuck kind of music do these porn producers listen to? They should all be locked in a dark room with that music playing full blast for the duration of their sentence in hell, those damn tasteless fucks... I don't like it when the sausage outnumbers the snatch, in real life or in porn. The only exception is the double-penetration scenes where a screamer really reaches the high pitch scream. Since TEN does not do DP, the point is moot. I want to see a threesome or a multi-some with more women than men. I got my own penis, I don't need to fucking see any more than necessary. Needless to say "lesbian" porno scenes are the fucking bomb, I mean how else will I ever get to see 2 or more gorgeous women who will never fuck me just go at it? Let's face it, pornography is the reason the "lesbian chic" trend exists, and I both thank and curse the porn industry for it.

But enough with the fucking porn tangent, the point is I haven't been getting enough sleep. I have to orgasm before I go to sleep and when I wake up I want to orgasm again and it's cutting into my quality sleep time. If I don't get my beauty rest I start turning into this very ugly person. Don't make me fucking angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm fucking angry. I hate to say this but I need to cut out some of the porn and masturbation out of my routine, like maybe in half, or maybe go to bed earlier. Who fucking knows?

Really I want someone to sleep with and to wake up to with lots of sex thrown in before, during and after. Of course that will do nothing to alleviate my lack of energy, but I can't think of a better way to collapse from exhaustion than sex...