Miss Jackson (if you're nasty) does the Super Bowl Shuffle...

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Images copied from an e-mail some dude sent me.
�2004 Janet, Justin and whatever entity **Uh-huh-huh* I said "tity") owns the Super Bowl broadcast.
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So OK, in case you haven't heard about or seen this "incident" in the Super Bowl which aired last Sunday, let me give you a quick rundown. The Super Bowl is basically the final championship game of American Football. Quite possibly the most watched sporting event in the US filled in-between with some of the most innovative commercial advertisements on the air.

Since so many people are watching it at the same time, advertisers pay a premium price to air their commercials during the Super Bowl and people who don't like the sport watch it anyway for the catchy, often humorous commercials so basically there's something for everyone so the whole event is no longer just for the die-hard sporting fans but an occasion for friends and family to gather around the big-screen TV and eat a bunch of junk food.

Enter Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake who put on a musical "performance" during the halftime show. I think the pictures above are self-explanatory, but hey if you aren't quite registering the visuals due to the shock of the PG-13 semi-nude display, please allow me to break it down for you verbally. Janet and Justin are singing some musical routine, then Justin playfully reaches over and rips off a booby-covering section of Miss Jackson's bustier outfit. Although Miss Jackson is "conveniently" wearing something covering her nipple, she somehow displays a "shocked" expression. The broadcasters which are airing this live by the way, switch from a close up camera to a really far away camera to "minimize" viewage of Miss Jackson's exposed breast even though she herself has covered it up with her arm.�

They were probably thinking, since we have all these people in front of the television set already, why not pull a semi-nude publicity stunt that people can talk about for weeks to come so next time they go out to the store they can buy the upcoming Janet Jackson CD?

But instead the "American public" was outraged by this display of near-nudity. The mass media quickly pointed the "finger of shame" upon this musical duo and the American audience quickly followed suit. Janet and Justin, now being cornered by the media, promptly apologize for this "incident" and MTV who arranged this halftime performance totally denies any knowledge of this supposed media display.

I must admit a bit of outrage myself. Not at the fact that Miss Jackson's semi-nude breast, was exposed for all of the American public to see. On the contrary, I am thoroughy outraged at the fact that Miss Jackson did not show nearly enough tittie action for me to spank my monkey with. I mean really, how is a guy, supposed to get off on one singular boob, with the nipple covered? It may have been enough to give me a stiffie, but by the time I reached down to my crotch to make necessary adjustments, it was over all to soon. OMG! Like Janet Jackson is a fucking cock tease!!! She should be more like her sister Latoya Jackson who did a whole nude photo spread on Playboy instead of performing this watered-down, half-cocked, semi-nude titty stunt for all the world to see...

Seriously though, I think people in America are a bunch of dammed prudes. And what is with all the damned shock to seeing the human mammalian feeding organ? If we were lucky our mothers fed us with her breast milk to keep us properly nourished. Breast milk is best damnit! But no, the female breast has somehow become "demonized" in our society. Why? I have no idea. My theory is that because some people (like myself) find breasts sexually stimulating, and because it is so sexually stimulating, it is indeed wrong. Sex is bad, Let's show violence on TV and movies instead...

The problem is that the more you forbid something, the more desirable it becomes. It is one of the the most basic principles of human nature. The forbidden fruit is always the the sweetest. I say women should be allowed to freely show their breasts without the fear of shame or reprimand. They are God's gift to men who like to suck on stuff. All the Quakers who brought Puritanism to America when they landed on Plymouth Rock in the freak ship the Mayflower, they are all fucking dead now. Stop thinking like those fucking prudes who quake in their buckled boots at the thought of some nice round breasts complete with erect nipples.

Titties are good, not bad. They feed babies and make men (and certain women) very happy. To my knowledge no breast ever killed anyone. Titty-fucking is a form of safe sex. I can go on and on about this topic, but I breast, er I mean best leave it at this: There are more terrible things going on in this world. Stop following the mass media like a bunch of damn lemmings about to do a 500ft death-plunge off a cliff and into the sea you bunch of fucktards. Quit your damn bitching about a semi-nude, less-than-a-minute breast flash. Be different and complain about the obvious lack of breast exposure like I am doing. This world needs more exposed breasts, not less you fucking fuckers. OK, I'm done now for real... =p

Have you ever gone through days on end with a flood of thoughts on your mind and wanting to write these thoughts in your diary and when you finally have time to sit down to write something your brain just quits? Well boys and girls, this is what is happening to me now. Lovely isn't it. I must meditate and intake a caffinated beverage but I shall return...