Pardon my French, but Holy FUCK!!!

Wait, let me rewind a little bit...

HOLY MUTHERFUCKING FUCK!!!

Umm, no back a little bit more...

OK Where was I? Oh yeah, My Final Project... Well OK it wasn't just my final project, but all the back assignments I slacked on as well. For the span of the last two days I've been coding like a madman on crack trying to get all my crap done. Yeah I know, I brought it all upon myself. No matter. The only assignment I managed to get in on time was the first one. The rest of the assignments 2-9 were thrown together for the past few days. The results can be found in the following two sites:

http://ectweb3.cs.depaul.edu/dalba/portal/

http://ectweb3.cs.depaul.edu/dalba

The first is a portal I coded mostly from scratch, the next is a portal I configured from the ASP.NET Portal Starter Kit. I wasn't able to totally complete the final project because I wasn't able to figure out how to incorporate a certain required element, but I figure that last ditch marathon run should at least land me a C for that class which is probably what I deserve anyway for being such a slacker. =p I told the professor about the trouble I've been having with the code, so he told me to send him an email. Hopefully I'll get a bit of leeway for the final.

I also turned in the diskette for the other class, so that's over and done with at least. Actually the majority of it is all over. The only thing that's left is waiting for the grades. I'm probably getting an A for Speech and another A for the Info Systems class. No word on the final speech or the final exam scores yet though. I hope I don't bomb the advanced server side class though because that would suck various parts of the large donkey. Oh well I made my bed, it's only right I should sleep in it. =p

Now if you will excuse me, the caffeine is starting wear off and my brain is starting to pound. First, I need to crash like the fucking Hindenburg. Then I need to fucking drink this weekend. Drink and be merry, because summer school starts this Tuesday. I feel like such a fucking tool. What I also need to do is stop fucking swearing. Only belligerent, uncivilized assholes fucking swear all the time. Really it's just so un-fucking cool of me.

Since my head is starting to peek out of that deep hairy assed jungle, I can start concentrating on other things such as friends in distress that are in need of major comforting. Don't worry, the non-stressed version of Derrick will be back rather soon, but for now I must exeunt, stage bed...