2008-08-05 - 2:34 p.m. - an now it comes in an energy drink...
Normally I scoff at such blatant marketing techniques, I mean c'mon, pussy natural energy drink? I can see the commercial spot now... "Man I need some pussy[TM] now!" or "I feel so much better after I had all that pussy[TM]" But in reality I haven't been getting much pussy lately (neither literally nor metaphorically via energy beverage) and by that, I mean it has been a pretty damn fucking long time, so this particular drink actually looks pretty appetizing. You know how utterly craptacular most energy drinks usually taste? I can't even fucking imagine what this one's like. Still, I hope it's better than some of the oysters I have dived for in the past... =p
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